#4 Walking In On Them Having Sex Will Scar Us For Life

May 8, 2008 at 1:38 am 3 comments

Do\'s don\'tsAs bad as it sounds it does happen and might just happen to you if it already hasn’t. Lucky for you I created this site to warn you and your parents so that they can avoid the embarrassing mistake of having sex while the we are at home.

I know with most teenagers living with their parents it is bound to happen, but honestly I blame the parents, because if we can sneak our girlfriend/boyfriend up into our room to make out or whatever without being heard…they can too 🙂 .

It all goes back to who pays the bills and since they do they’re not living by the same standards as us and they exercise the right to put us through emotional distress for their minutes of pleasure.

Parents here are some good times you should engage in sexual activities:

  • When were at practice
  • On the weekend and we’re out for the night
  • Told u we’re staying over at a friends house
  • During our college or school class time
  • When your on vacation

Times you shouldn’t have sex:

  • When were home (nobody wants to hear or see their parents having sex)
  • When you think were sleep. We just want you to think were sleep so you want bother us see slave article
  • Especially while are friends are over this will scar and embarrass us for life and we will no longer be able to make any jokes or cracks on our friends because they have either seen or heard our parents having sex

Walking in minutes after their finished isn’t that great either, because spotting a bottle of spermicidal lubricant at the foot of your mother’s bed isn’t the most warming memory.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Fish  |  May 8, 2008 at 2:23 am

    “if we can sneak our girlfriend/boyfriend up into our room to make out or whatever without being heard…they can too”

    You only *think* your parents don’t hear you.

    The stories I hear at work paint a different picture.

  • 2. AnaiD  |  May 8, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Can’t agree with you. If only your parents are having sex anywhere but not in their own room while you’re at home, then you can surely blame them. But saying that they should have sex only while you’re away – is not the right one, I suppose. You said “if we can sneak our girlfriend/boyfriend up into our room to make out or whatever without being heard” – that means that you can have sex while your parents are at home, and they can’t? or is it because your parents are not so young??? I believe it doesn’t really matter if people love each other.

  • […] Getting too deep into the nitty gritty of sex with us. Makes us very uncomfortable that our mothers know so much about engaging in sex and that is a image that will scar us for life […]


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